Heres a sketch I wrote a while back. Let me know what you guys think.
Jared Jr.-early 20’s
Dr. Brauns-early 40’s
(Starts off at dinner table)
( kinda uncertain, nervously ask)
Hey dad there is something I want to talk to you about but it’s kinda personal…
Well what is it son you know u can feel comfortable to tell me anything.
It’s about a dream I keep having. I always end up raping my self.
So a recurring butt sex dream… hmmm well you know when I was your age I used have recurring dream myself.
I sure did. I would be in my mother’s night gown running around the city as people threw bananas at me in broad daylight. The bananas grew annoying but I looked great in that night gown better than grandma.
Well what do you think is going on with me dad?
Sounds like an addiction. An addiction to masturbation but just to be on the safe side we should make a visit to Dr. Brauns.
(Cuts to Dr Office)
(Looks down on clip board with paper walks in room)
Hey Jared how you been
…ehh alright I guess
It says here a recurring butt sex dream…well the good news is that your not going to die. What I’m going to do is write you up a script for some medication. Its a new drug we can try out and see out how it works.(writes script and hands to Jared) I’m running a little behind, but ill check in with ya to see how the meds are going…
(Dr.Brauns Exits the room)
(Cuts to Pharmacy in the same building)
(Next to him stands a very beautiful girl seemingly out of place)
Your meds are ready… neosporin and one prescription strength hooker correct.
(Approaches counter nervously”)
Yup that would be for me… (Makes eye contact with pretty lady, he leaves pharmacy smiling with the lady, she is carrying the Neosporin)
(Cuts back to dinner table, thy are just finishing dinner)
So Jared how’s your medication working?
Oh it’s working great, there’s just one thing… it burns when I pee now ….
(Sounding very genial, very fatherly advice like)
Well I think you’ve learned a valuable lesson son. Hookers can’t cure loneliness.
(Dr. Brauns enters the room with no shirt; he walks over to give Jared Sr. a massage)
Dr. Brauns funny seeing you here.
(Still giving Jared Sr. a neck massage)
Well as apart of my community service due to soliciting prostitutes… I am obligated to magically appear shirtless whenever lessons or morals are learned. Apparently she wasn’t fda approved. You know Jared, your father is right. Sometimes using a hooker can cost you… in your case VD, in my case my license to practice…
You know what you’re a pretty smart fella dad. You too Dr. Brauns
We are pretty fart smellers aren’t we?
(They all obnoxious laugh in unison)