Lets lighten things up shall we. So, I man the lights at a night club that shall remain nameless and let me tell you this is place where hope faith in humanity goes to die. A death that is set to the sounds of mainly music that sound like how that scene in the matrix sequel looked. The scene, where all the people gathered are having some kinda crazy matrix rave. Only less goth, more lady gaga and an abundance of ed hardy. The guys that show up to the club look like Tekken characters. I imagine this is whats going inside these guys heads.

I love my job.

Self Says what Funny or Die, Nick Kroll