After making a complete fool of myself at a party, I decided to share with you some tips of how you at home can make yourself look like an idiot as well.

Step 1

Receive some sort of Rejection
For example, maybe that promotion that you just felt you had in the bag didn’t come through or maybe that girl you thought was the one finally dumped you. Bottle this feeling and embrace it. Embrace it until you chubb out. The reason for this is well… you will be drinking it all away.

Step 2

Drink Alcohol
Drinking will put you in the right frame of mind to create beautiful moments of awkwardness. It is also just happens to be most irresponsible yet funnest coping mechanism there is in my humble opinion. Spell check is telling me that funnest is not word but it just felt like an appropriate way to describe it. It is also noted that a computer program and not me remembering from English class was a reminder  of that very fact. But back to drowning your lows in alcohol loves arms… Try a little Juicy Juice with a little bit of Vodka. You can almost taste the shittiness as a result of the rejection just go with each sip. Now it’s never okay to for children drink but it’s totally cool to get your inner child f*cked the f*cked up.

Step 3

Find a happening spot to go, a party or shindig what have you
It is better to go to spot where you will know a lot of people. Maybe even people you plan to eventually work with in the future. This will make it a perfect place for making a “great” first impression. Who cares though, because at this point you will be very buzzed and open to the fact that you are about to become that “guy”

Step 4

Have a chat with some women
There is nothing more attractive to lady than a guy who is having a good time who’s also looking for a good conversation. Make sure you call her by the wrong name. They absolutely love this. Once you have realized that your presence is making them uncomfortable, increase the tension by repeatedly apologizing for it. It is imperative that you do this within 5 minutes of the encounter.
There you have it, three easy steps to create beautifully awkward moments. As a side note it does help to already be slightly socially inept.

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